Please help me welcome Larry Brill, author of two published novels, Live At Five and The Patterer. Larry is a personal friend. I’ve known him since high school. I’ve read both of his novels and I recommend them. My favorite is The Patterer. For sure you should read that one if not both! I hope you enjoy this post and that you share it with your friends, followers, fellow tweeters, etc. And if you have any comments or questions for Larry, be sure to include them in the comments.


Larry Brill
Tell me. Why would any self-respecting author want to be known as the “Worst Writer in America?” I’d like to think I have plenty of respect for myself. So the fact that I won that title as champion of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, a contest to intentionally write the worst opening sentence to an imaginary novel, speaks volumes about me and about my work. I suppose you could make the case that writing one really bad sentence for laughs launched my fiction writing career. That sentence was reported in newspapers across the country, on CBS morning news with Charles Osgood, and as far away as radio New Zealand. But truth be told, twenty-five years as a TV news anchor proved to be a great warm-up for writing fiction.
I write Literary Snark. It’s not an official genre, as far as I know, but it does capture the essence of my two published novels and the one I am working on at the moment. One reviewer said my books are like “A Saturday Night Live skit with a plot.” I write because it makes me smile, and I write because I want to make others smile, too.
Obviously I didn’t invent Literary Snark. There are tons of authors out there writing witty, intelligent, laugh-out-loud books. Carl Hiaasen does it with crime capers. Christopher Moore does it with paranormal fiction. My kind of humor goes like this: my novel The Patterer imagines what would happen if you dropped today’s TV newscast (write what you know, you know?) into the hands of a rascal street actor back in 18th century London. It mixes pop culture with historical figures. Our hero goes about giving news reports that borrow liberally from things like the theme song from Gilligan’s Island, and quotes Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca.
Now what? The idea for my current novel in progress came from my high school reunion a couple of years ago. A number of us got caught up in a discussion that nearly every baby boomer confronts to one degree or another these days. It’s wondering what we might do differently if we could go back and do it again. So I dreamed up a guy who is going through a mid-life meltdown and decides to recreate his high school days by moving back home with his drug-addled hippie parents, and going back to school, getting a job at the old campus where his high school sweetheart now works. It’s a comedy about a second chance to catch the girl that got away.
Book synopsis and info after all the links, please read on.
Where to find Larry Brill’s stuff:
www.larrybrill.com
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Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Larry-Brill/e/B00C9KOWVW/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1426871790&sr=1-2-ent
Barnes & Nobel: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-patterer-larry-brill/1117079520?ean=9780988864344
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Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7042414.Larry_Brill

Live @ Five
If success breeds contempt and adversity builds character, the life of Hunter Riley should be a springboard of inspiration to everyone treading water in the shallow end of the talent pool.
Hunter has been working his way down the ladder of success from nightly news anchor in the country’s largest television market until he finds himself running the pathetic small-town newsroom at KDOA-TV in Bakersfield, California. When the station’s owner threatens to cancel the newscast and fire the staff, Hunter hires a topless dancer named Sugar Kane to anchor the news and manufactures a heart-wrenching crusade to save an old folks home. It’s a desperate attempt to ride sex appeal and a made-for-TV crisis to take KDOA from ratings doormat to number one.
The result is a hilarious clash of ambitions in the world of TV news where perception is reality, and reality just gets in the way of a good story. How far will Hunter stretch his personal and professional ethics to save the newscast from the ratings trash heap? The answer will keep you laughing until the final credits roll.
Stay tuned.

The Patterer
What would it look like if a smart-aleck news guy invented the TV newscast 200 years before the invention of TV? That’s what our hero, Leeds Merriweather, has done in 1765 London.
Leeds is scratching out a living as a common street performer, a patterer, using his wit and storytelling skills to draw crowds on the streets of London in order to sell newspapers and all manner of literature. He wants to be a respected journalist and start his own publishing business instead of being a mouthpiece for others, but the poor bloke has been cursed with fine, handsome looks, a strong voice and straight teeth. In other words, he’s too pretty to be anything more than a patterer. He knows he’ll never make enough money as a patterer to finance his dream until…
Inspired by a chance, drunken encounter with Benjamin Franklin, Leeds invents the daily “news performance,” and assembles a zany cast of characters to help him pull it off. The story follows Leeds’ hilarious rise to celebrity status as history’s first newscaster and his humiliating fall from grace when he risks it all for an affair with a conniving upper class married woman. In the end, Leeds learns a lot about himself, and the price of love, honor, and the power of news, where blood and lust make the world go ’round—though sometimes in personal ways you’d never expect.
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