Or give up.
This morning, I was rudely awakened by the phone ringing loudly. I jumped up, found my glasses (I’m totally blind without them) and ran to the desk, two rooms away. By the time I got there, it had stopped. Now, that wouldn’t be too bad except that I have the phone set for ringing 4 times then it goes to my cell phone. The cell phone was in my bed, next to my pillow, two rooms away. I ran back to get it and by the time I got to it, it had gone to voicemail. Great! I waited for the cell to do its thing and let me know there was a voicemail and then called. It was a hang up. Wonderful!
By this time, I had looked at the clock and realized it was 9:15 so I decided to stay up. I had gone to bed late, about 4:30 AM. I was working on a translation (from English to Spanish) for the organization for which I do volunteer work. I figured I would do some more work on it and I have to clean up the house because a friend is coming at the end of the week and it is a total mess!
Staying up meant making coffee. I wasn’t feeling too great so I figured I should take my blood sugar reading (I’m a diabetic). I knew my sugar was either too low or too high and, depending on which, I would either have oatmeal for breakfast or my scrambled egg whites. I set the coffee maker to make me a pot of coffee and pricked my finger for the blood reading. I got the drop of blood on the strip and realized the meter’s battery was dead. Great! Next to the meter was a brand new meter I got in the mail about two weeks ago but hadn’t tried because it only comes with 5 test strips and they’re very expensive so I wanted to wait til I was out of test strips for the old meter. I figured I really needed to take a reading so I proceeded to take a reading with the new meter. Now I didn’t read the directions. You know, one meter is the same as another. Not! I put the blood on the strip (yeah, I had to prick it again) and it just sat there. The meter didn’t do anything. No countdown. No beep. Nothing. Just a pitiful – – – in the window. Crap! Now what? I really wanted to get a reading this morning. I got out the instructions…the fast start version because I was not going to read a 70 page instruction booklet. It seemed that I forgot that you had to code the meter first. That means you have to tell the meter the number on the vial of test strips before taking a reading. Okay. Fine. I could do that. I thought I could do that. I began to code the meter but it wouldn’t do anything. It would turn on but I couldn’t get it to display the coding routine or the date routing. I realized I needed to reset it by taking the battery out and reinserting it. I opened it up and took the battery out (I had to use a butter knife because it wouldn’t come out) and put it back in. I turned it on. Nothing. It would not turn on. Wonderful. Coffee. I needed coffee. I figured I would pour a cup and try the battery thing again.
No coffee. All I had was a carafe of very hot water. I had forgotten to put the coffee in the basket! Great. I guess I really did need coffee! I reached into the fridge and got out the coffee and put it in the coffee maker. Just as I finished putting it in, I realized that I had put it in where the water goes, not where the coffee goes! Now what? I can’t reach to see in the top of the coffee maker so what do I do now? I figured, unwisely, that I would just run it through and let it wash out all the coffee. Well, three washing later, there is still coffee in my water reservoir. I think I ruined the coffee maker. It is now 11 AM, I have been up for almost two hours, trying to take a blood sugar reading and make coffee. Still no luck in either category.
I came to the computer to write my frustrations away and the darn thing was SOOOOO SLOOOOWWWWW. I think I should have put the coffee into the computer to get IT going this morning!
Yeah, I should go back to bed!
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